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It isn’t truly a question. Doug Hoffman never asks questions, ever, which feels kind of comical for a man in our type of work. He simply barks and commands like the cranky bulldog he is. It’d be aggravating if I didn’t trust him with my life. I offer him a thumbs-up, then grab my notepad and coffee. “Catch up with you later,” I inform Westie as I walk into Doug’s glass-walled corner office. “Try not to get fired!” Weston shouts after me. I flip him off over my shoulder without turning around. I hear him chuckle and shout after me, “That’s not very ladylike, Ms. Pierce!” I pause for a spli
