And the millisecond Jillian answers the phone, I start word-vomiting. “Holy s**t Bean there was a naked woman and I thought he wasn’t in his office but I went in and there she was and she asked if I was there to sleep with her but I was like oh my god of course not so I ran but then Kir found me but then the woman kissed me but Kir actually apologized can you believe that and then Lukas gave me an envelope and he picked the dress already but I’m still supposed to go to this boutique and there’s a credit card too and have you ever heard of Maison Élise and oh my god please come with me Jillian please I’m freaking out here Jillian please Jillian oh my god what am I going to do?” I’m panting and wheezing by the time I’m done. Jillian still hasn’t said a word. I clear my throat and add sque

