Porno MagicI love vibrators. If it buzzes in the back, the front or the middle – or the front and the middle – I am in. I have a favorite combination: a g-spot vibe that hits like a hammer, and a little bullet vibe that slides down the side of my c**t and hits just the right spot… Hello, three orgasms in eight minutes.
What? You’re not impressed? That’s a lot for me.
But there’s a downside. I’ve trained myself, conditioned my body even, that buzz time is happy time. No buzz time, no happy time. Apparently, that’s not acceptable. Apparently, that’s an issue we have to deal with.
I got an orgasm ban. A ban! I said fine then, you’ll have to come over and confiscate them. He said no. Guess which one happened. So there the toys were, in the drawer, tormenting me with their vibratey goodness
