Alex (P.O.V.) “Alexandra Cynthia Isabelle Black get your a$$ down here this instant!” I heard my mother shout from the kitchen. Cynthia...that is such a horrible name. Makes me sound like an old lady. Who the hell looks at a cute baby and says, "I think I will name her Cynthia." Like no. Just no. My eyes widened and I squeezed myself into a smaller ball in the supply closet. You are probably wondering why I am in the supply closet hiding. Well mother said that we were expecting guests to come over later and I had to dress up. Now that was a problem for me since all my clothes consisted of dresses that made me look like a hippy and so me being the awesome, totally mature adult that I wanted to be but currently is not - I decided to boil all my clothes. This way the colors will m

