CLERICAL ERROR
The Bishop was banging the conference table again. 'We cannot afford to have another scandal. I want a squeaky-clean priest for that diocese this time. The next one must be faultless. The media, and you-know-who, is giving me a hard time. Why are we so unlucky with the applicants we get nowadays?'
The secretary shrugged helplessly. 'I’m afraid our calling sometimes does attract the wrong kind of dedicated person. However, we do have a solution. We’ve been working on an alternative recruiting plan for some time now. I’m very confident, and I’m ready to show you the result.'
The Bishop remained doubtful, but he was interested. 'Good, I’m glad to hear you’ve made some progress. What have you got to show me?'
The secretary smiled. 'Not what, your Grace, who! I’d like to intr
