DEALMAKER They say money can’t bring happiness and that may be true. I reckon I’ve always been happy. A self-made businessman, with the ability to get any woman into the sack and a beautiful wife who indulges me in my desires; and in fact shares them. Life was just fine. And then I won the lottery – fifty million pounds! Unlike most of the losers who lost their fortune within five years, I invested it wisely. It accelerated my business into the leagues and put me in a position where I could indulge my real desire. Women who belonged to other men! Did I mention that Denise and I were third generation British-Africans? I was pushing forty but my genetics kept me looking ten years younger and the equipment I was packing in my boxers would have made my ancestors proud! I had everything a wom

