Ohhh! s**t! s**t! s**t!,(pause)ohh hello it's me again and just like always am being hunted by a creature off my head. But this time it's different, cause it feels like am being chased by the heavens and I mean literally.
Am being chased by a creature shaped like the star, but I never knew Stars★ had mouths!!, horns! tale! and I sneak like tung, f**k its like the devil f****d his sneak pet that has the head of a Dragon, and Boom?? they give birth to a total space abormination.
But I have survived this long its not by being a b***h, ohh sorry forgive my language, but being in such a crazy ass place would drive you Loco?? you know?.
Mhen i really wised I had a Bazuka right now.(and a bazuka luncher appeared in his hands).
ohh s**t, how did this happen, well I don't care but its about to save my life. Boom? Boom?, Dam I missed ,I need a higher ground (wait) yes I see a perfect spot.
Up this thing that looks like a tree , but I think it's moving ,but I don't care, climbing it would be better than being eaten by a total space abomination.( after he climbs the tree, gets a good spot he fire's at the star like creature, it could not resist the light and it swallowed it up and then Boom??).
Ahhh!! Yes I survived.