The Duke And I

3 - Part 2

Simon knew that it was past time to end this little game. Not that he thought she would report

the interlude to Anthony; somehow he knew that she would prefer to keep this to herself, stewing

over it in privately righteous fury, and, dare he hope it—just a touch of excitement? But even as

he knew it was time to stop this flirtation and get back to the business of hauling Daphne's idiotic

suitor out of the building, he couldn't resist one last comment. Maybe it was the way her lips

pursed when she was annoyed. Or maybe it was the way they parted when she was shocked. All

he knew was that he was helpless against his own devilish nature when it came to this girl.

And so he leaned forward, his eyes heavy-lidded and seductive as he said, "I think I know what

your mother would say."

She looked a little befuddled by his onslaught, but still she managed a rather defiant, "Oh?"

Simon nodded slowly, and he touched one finger to her chin. "She'd tell you to be very, very

afraid."

There was a moment of utter silence, and then Daphne's eyes grew very wide. Her lips

tightened, as if she were keeping something inside, and then her shoulders rose slightly, and

then...

And then she laughed. Right in his face.

"Oh, my goodness," she gasped. "Oh, that was funny."

Simon was not amused.

"I'm sorry." This was said between laughs. "Oh, I'm sorry, but really, you shouldn't be so

melodramatic. It doesn't suit you."

Simon paused, rather irritated that this slip of a girl had shown such disrespect for his authority.

There were advantages to being considered a dangerous man, and being able to cow young

maidens was supposed to be one of them.

"Well, actually, it does suit you, I ought to admit," she added, still grinning at his expense. "You

looked quite dangerous. And very handsome, of course." When he made no comment, her face

took on a bemused expression, and she asked, "That was your intention, was it not?"

He still said nothing, so she said, "Of course it was. And I would be remiss if I did not tell you

that you would have been successful with any other woman besides me."

A comment he couldn't resist. "And why is that?"

"Four brothers." She shrugged as if that should explain everything. "I'm quite immune to your

games."

"Oh?"

She gave his arm a reassuring pat. "But yours was a most admirable attempt. And truly, I'm

quite flattered you thought me worthy of such a magnificent display of dukish rakishness." She

grinned, her smile wide and unfeigned. "Or do you prefer rakish dukishness?"

Simon stroked his jaw thoughtfully, trying to regain his mood of menacing predator. "You're a

most annoying little chit, did you know that, Miss Bridgerton?"

She gave him her sickliest of smiles. "Most people find me the soul of kindness and amiability."

"Most people," Simon said bluntly, "are fools."

Daphne c****d her head to the side, obviously pondering his words. Then she looked over at

Nigel and sighed. "I'm afraid I have to agree with you, much as it pains me."

Simon bit back a smile. "It pains you to agree with me, or that most people are fools?"

"Both." She grinned again—a wide, enchanting smile that did odd things to his brain. "But

mostly the former."

Simon let out a loud laugh, then was startled to realize how foreign the sound was to his ears. He

was a man who frequently smiled, occasionally chuckled, but it had been a very long time since

he'd felt such a spontaneous burst of joy. "My dear Miss Bridgerton," he said, wiping his eyes,

"if you are the soul of kindness and amiability, then the world must be a very dangerous place."

"Oh, for certain," she replied. "At least to hear my mother tell it."

"I can't imagine why I do not recall your mother," Simon murmured, "because she certainly

sounds a memorable character."

Daphne raised a brow. "You don't remember her?"

He shook his head.

"Then you don't know her."

"Does she look like you?"

'That's an odd question."

"Not so very odd," Simon replied, thinking that Daphne was exactly right. It was an odd

question, and he had no idea why he'd voiced it. But since he had, and since she had questioned

it, he added, "After all, I'm told that all of you Bridgertons look alike."

A tiny, and to Simon mysterious, frown touched her face. "We do. Look alike, that is. Except for

my mother. She's rather fair, actually, with blue eyes. We all get our dark hair from our father.

I'm told I have her smile, though."

An awkward pause fell across the conversation. Daphne was shifting from foot to foot, not at all

certain what to say to the duke, when Nigel exhibited stellar timing for the first time in his life,

and sat up. "Daphne?" he said, blinking as if he couldn't see straight. "Daphne, is that you?"

"Good God, Miss Bridgerton," the duke swore, "how hard did you hit him?"

"Hard enough to knock him down, but no worse than that, I swear!" Her brow furrowed.

"Maybe he is drunk."

"Oh, Daphne," Nigel moaned.

The duke crouched next to him, then reeled back, coughing.

"Is he drunk?" Daphne asked.

The duke staggered back. "He must have drunk an entire bottle of whiskey just to get up the

nerve to propose."

"Who would have thought I could be so terrifying?" Daphne murmured, thinking of all the men

who thought of her as a jolly good friend and nothing more. "How wonderful."

Simon stared at her as if she were insane, then muttered, "I'm not even going to question that

statement." Daphne ignored his comment. "Should we set our plan into action?"

Simon planted his hands on his hips and reassessed the scene. Nigel was trying to rise to his

feet, but it didn't appear, to Simon's eye at least, that he was going to find success anytime in the

near future. Still, he was probably lucid enough to make trouble, and certainly lucid enough to

make noise, which he was doing. Quite well, actually.

"Oh, Daphne. I luff you so much, Daffery." Nigel managed to raise himself to his knees,

weaving around as he shuffled toward Daphne, looking rather like a sotted churchgoer

attempting to pray. "Please marry me, Duffne. You have to."

"Buck up, man," Simon grunted, grabbing him by the collar. 'This is getting embarrassing." He

turned to Daphne. "I'm going to have to take him outside now. We can't leave him here in the

hall. He's liable to start moaning like a sickened cow—"

"I rather thought he'd already started," Daphne said. Simon felt one corner of his mouth twist up

in a reluctant smile. Daphne Bridgerton might be a marriageable female and thus a disaster

waiting to happen for any man in his position, but she was certainly a good sport.

She was, it occurred to him in a rather bizarre moment of clarity, the sort of person he'd

probably call friend if she were a man.

But since it was abundantly obvious—to both his eyes and his body—that she wasn't a man,

Simon decided it was in both of their best interests to wrap up this "situation" as soon as

possible. Aside from the fact that Daphne's reputation would suffer a deadly blow if they were

discovered, Simon wasn't positive that he could trust himself to keep his hands off of her for very

much longer.

It was an unsettling feeling, that. Especially for a man who so valued his self-control. Control

was everything. Without it he'd never have stood up to his father or taken a first at university.

Without it, he'd—

Without it, he thought grimly, he'd still be speaking like an i***t.

"I'll haul him out of here," he said suddenly. "You go back to the ballroom."

Daphne frowned, glancing over her shoulder to the hall that led back to the party. "Are you

certain? I thought you wanted me to go to the library."

"That was when we were going to leave him here while I summoned the carriage. But we can't

do that if he's awake."

She nodded her agreement, and asked, "Are you sure you can do it? Nigel's a rather large man."

"I'm larger."

She c****d her head. The duke, although lean, was powerfully built, with broad shoulders and

firmly muscled thighs. (Daphne knew she wasn't supposed to notice such things, but, really, was

it her fault that current fashions dictated such snug breeches?) More to the point, he had a certain

air about him, something almost predatory, something that hinted of tightly controlled strength

and power.

Daphne decided she had no doubt that he'd be able to move Nigel.

"Very well," she said, giving him a nod. "And thank you. It's very kind of you to help me in this

way."

"I'm rarely kind," he muttered.

"Really?" she murmured, allowing herself a tiny smile. "How odd. I couldn't possibly think of

anything else to call it. But then again, I've learned that men—"

"You do seem to be the expert on men," he said, somewhat acerbically, then grunted as he

hauled Nigel to his feet.

Nigel promptly reached for Daphne, practically sobbing her name. Simon had to brace his legs

to keep him from lunging at her. Daphne darted back a step. "Yes, well, I do have four brothers.

A better education I cannot imagine."

There was no way of knowing if the duke had intended to answer her, because Nigel chose that

moment to regain his energy (although clearly not his equilibrium) and yanked himself free of

Simon's grip. He threw himself onto Daphne, making incoherent, drunken noises all the way.

If Daphne hadn't had her back to the wall, she would have been knocked to the ground. As it

was, she hit the wall with a bone-jarring thud, knocking all the breath from her body.

"Oh, for the love of Christ," the duke swore, sounding supremely disgusted. He hauled Nigel off

Daphne, then turned to her, and asked, "Can I hit him?"

"Oh, please do go ahead," she replied, still gasping for breath. She'd tried to be kind and

generous toward her erstwhile suitor, but really, enough was enough.

The duke muttered something that sounded like "good" and landed a stunningly powerful blow

on Nigel's chin.

Nigel went down like a stone.

Daphne regarded the man on the floor with equanimity. "I don't think he's going to wake up this

time."

Simon shook out his fist. "No."

Daphne blinked and looked back up. "Thank you."

"It was my pleasure," he said, scowling at Nigel.

"What shall we do now?" Her gaze joined his on the man on the floor—now well and truly

unconscious.

"Back to the original plan," he said crisply. "We leave him here while you wait in the library. I'd

rather not have to drag him out until I've a carriage waiting."

Daphne gave him a sensible nod. "Do you need help righting him, or should I proceed directly

to the library?'

The duke was silent for a moment. His head tilted this way and that as he analyzed Nigel's

position on the floor. "Actually, a bit of help would be greatly appreciated."

"Really?' Daphne asked, surprised. "I was sure you'd say no."

That earned her a faintly amused and superior look from the duke. "And is that why you asked?"

"No, of course not," Daphne replied, slightly offended. "I'm not so stupid as to offer help if I

have no intention of giving it. I was merely going to point out that men, in my experiences—"

"You have too much experience," the duke muttered under his breath.

"What?!"

"I beg your pardon," he amended. "You think you have too much experience."

Daphne glared at him, her dark eyes smoldering nearly to black. "That is not true, and who are

you to say, anyway?"

"No, that's not quite right, either," the duke mused, completely ignoring her furious question. "I

think it's more that I think you think you have too much experience."

"Why you—You—" As retorts went, it wasn't especially effective, but it was all Daphne could

manage to get out. Her powers of speech tended to fail her when she was angry. And she was

really angry.

Simon shrugged, apparently unmoved by her furious visage. "My dear Miss Bridgerton—"

"If you call me that one more time, I swear I shall scream."

"No, you won't," he said with a rakish smile. "That would draw a crowd, and if you recall, you

don't want to be seen with me."

"I am considering risking it," Daphne said, each word squeezed out between her teeth.

Simon crossed his arms and leaned lazily against the wall. "Really?" he drawled. "This I should

like to see."

Daphne nearly threw up her arms in frustration. "Forget it. Forget me. Forget this entire evening.

I'm leaving."She turned around, but before she could even take a step, her movement was

arrested by the sound of the duke's voice.

"I thought you were going to help me." Drat. He had her there. She turned slowly around.

"Why, yes," she said, her voice patently false, "I'd be delighted."

"You know," he said innocently, "if you didn't want to help you shouldn't have—"

"I said I'd help," she snapped.

Simon smiled to himself. She was such an easy mark. "Here is what we are going to do," he

said. "I'm going to haul him to his feet and drape his right arm over my shoulders. You will go

around to the other side and shore him up."

Daphne did as she was bid, grumbling to herself about his autocratic attitude. But she didn't

voice a single complaint. After all, for all his annoying ways, the Duke of Hastings was helping

her out of a possibly embarrassing scandal.

Of course if anyone found her in this position, she'd find herself in even worse straits.

"I have a better idea," she said suddenly. "Let's just leave him here."

The duke's head swung around to face her, and he looked as if he'd dearly like to toss her

through a window—preferably one that was still closed. "I thought," he said, clearly working

hard to keep his voice even, "that you didn't want to leave him on the floor."

"That was before he knocked me into the wall."

"Could you possibly have notified me of your change of heart before I expended my energy to

lift him?"

Daphne blushed. She hated that men thought that women were fickle, changeable creatures, and

she hated even more that she was living up to that image right then.

"Very well," he said simply, and dropped Nigel.

The sudden weight of him nearly took Daphne down to the floor as well. She let out a surprised

squeal as she ducked out of the way.

"Now may we leave?" the duke asked, sounding insufferably patient.

She nodded hesitantly, glancing down at Nigel. "He looks rather uncomfortable, don't you

think?"

Simon stared at her. Just stared at her. "You're concerned for his comfort?" he finally asked.

She gave her head a nervous shake, then a nod, then went back to the shake. "Maybe I should—

That is to say—Here, just wait a moment." She crouched and untwisted Nigel's legs so he lay flat

on his back. "I didn't think he deserved a trip home in your carriage," she explained as she

rearranged his coat, "but it seemed rather cruel to leave him here in this position. There, now I'm

done." She stood and looked up.

And just managed to catch sight of the duke as he walked away, muttering something about

Daphne and something about women in general and something else entirely that Daphne didn't

quite catch. But maybe that was for the best. She rather doubted it had been a compliment.