Gia - Current age: 20. “Open up!” My landlord, an overweight middle-aged slob called Jimmy, hammered on the door. “Your rent is overdue. I warned you what would happen if you were late again.” My roommates cringed as I stood on my tiptoes to peep through the spyhole, seeing Jimmy's distorted face through the beveled glass. His stomach blocked the view of the hallway, and the peephole magnified all the stains on his vest. Ew, the guy was one fugly sleazeball. We were just about to leave for work when Jimmy dropped by for a visit. Each time we defaulted, he would increase the next month's rent. If we couldn't pay up, he offered a nasty alternative as a “wipe the slate clean.” He liked to pass jokes about my size, saying I was the ideal height to suck his c**k at eye-level. I may be a fei

