ELLIE "Where's Uncle B?" I asked Diane. We've already eaten and have had a few drinks at the luau. It is so beautiful here. Much like the first time, it took my breath away. Only this time it was even more colorful. The performances were a stunning display of color. I'm glad I came, but I can't shake a strange feeling in my gut. "I'm not exactly certain. For a giant action figure, he hides rather well." Diane takes a drink of her "yummy good stuff," as Cheryl calls it. It's some type of mixed drink with pineapple juice and it is, in fact, delicious. Cheryl named it appropriately. I almost spit my drink out, laughing. "Action figure, huh?" "Yeah..have you seen him? He's a real life action figure!" Her eyes are wide and I can't keep from laughing again. "I guess I'm used to it. My dad was a

