Chapter 8We ate dinner in silence after that, or at least they ate; I watched as my belly gurgled, loudly. Then we retired to our rooms.
“This sucks,” I said as I hopped into bed.
“Sayeth the vampire.” And then he also hopped in.
“Don’t remind me.” My hand was now over my exceedingly loud stomach.
“I, uh, think I know how to kill two birds with one stone in that regard,” he said as he scooted in next to me, his hand covering my free one.
“Two birds?” I couldn’t help but ask.
He smiled, which only made my belly bubble all the more. “Yeah, one, that hunger of yours, and two, we still have that f*****g of my derriere to tend to.”
And it wasn’t too difficult to add his one and two together, the sum of which didn’t sit all that well with me, truth be told. “It’s one thing to drink from y
