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A Chance to Ponder
Step 1: Use Alt-Right Recipe #1 to justify America’s 35% tariff on imported goods. Step 2: use Alt-Left Recipe #1 to justify the same tariff. Extra merit tokens awarded for writeups sufficiently fantastical that they are accepted as articles by either BreitTart or Slat.
—Accel. Topic: Fake News Creation and Identification. Module: Text-based authoring of alternative facts.
Dash went to the cafeteria a bit early, though she did not pick up a tray or get any food. She searched the tables for the target of her coming interrogation.
A middle-aged woman with white hair wearing a business suit rose from a small table: Amanda, her boss of sorts, and the current Chairman of the Board for the BrainTrust Consortium. Meanwhile, still seated at the table was the man she sough
