The mechanics of the thing! Endless.
The balls were exposed but I knew that I wouldn’t be able to cut them off without having something to pull as I cut, so I hooked my left arm under the twine binding the hind legs, whilst still using the weight of the arm to keep the cat relatively still, and grabbed the balls by this hand. Now the meagre cord connecting the balls to the body proper was exposed and I knew I was in business. I don’t like to shilly-shally on times such as these, so I whipped out the knife and whipped off the balls in one smooth motion. I had no idea my knife was so good, but it was. This left the balls in my left hand, thin sprays of blood shooting from the cat, the cat making an extraordinary noise like a stuck pig or a baby, and my right hand free to drop the knife, gra
