Chapter 26
Keira-Lee The next morning I woke up in my husband’s arms he was snoring so hard it nearly gave me a headache; I decided to scare the loving s**t out of him for being the cause of me waking up so f*****g early. I got up and found the small crackers hidden in my closet; I plastered it all over the toilet ring. In addition, went back to bed, he woke up a half an hour later heading to the restroom stumbling and nearly colliding with the wall. He was disorientated and still half-asleep, I laid quiet trying hard not to laugh already. However, the moment I heard him lift up the ring the crackers went off and my poor husband jumped up into the air, stumbling backwards falling right into the bathtub. I laughed so hard I had to crawl to the edge of the bed nearly pissing myself. His face was price
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