'Er, actually, sweetheart, I did—a couple of times. You seemed to be in a world of your own. I thought you were sleeping with your eyes open. These are serious eyebrows, girl. When on Earth did you last do them?'
'Er, probably quite a few months ago.'
'It shows. You look like Madonna in Who's That Girl.'
'Madonna looked fantastic in that film.'
'Yeah, but not her eyebrows. Rather on the bushy side.'
'Maybe that was cool back then. It was quite a long time ago. In fact, that was the mid-eighties, wasn't it?'
They both nodded.
'If you really wanted to insult me, you could have said my eyebrows looked like that girl's from Baywatch.'
'Baywatch?'
'Yeah, you know... Baywatch... babes and dudes on the beach saving people from drowning and stuff?'
'Summer, if I didn't know you, I'd say
