Myrtle didn’t mind a bit, addressing his suggestion with admirable enthusiasm. Her idiotic ex-husband had always considered oral s*x dirty. Giving or receiving. Their s*x life had consisted of the following:
Once a week, usually on a Saturday night, he’d tell her to get ready for a “little old roll in the hay.”
Then he’d climb aboard missionary style, ejaculate in a minute or less, then roll off. No foreplay, oral s*x, or simple affection. As a result, during sixteen years of marriage, her ex had never once gone down on Myrtle.
As opposed to Patrick, who went down on Myrtle the first time they slept together. Since then, he’d gone down on Myrtle every time they had slept together, and from there to intercourse in a range of positions, usually but not always ending with Patrick spilling
