She thought. “Lend you to someone.”
“OK,” I said.
“Perhaps a fat, ugly woman.”
I made a face.
“Perhaps a fat ugly man,” she said.
“Ugh,” I said. “No thanks.”
“In the more structured relationships, no is not an option.”
I said nothing. I didn’t want to commit to anything I hadn’t thought about.
“Shall we make a few rules to start with?”
“OK,” I said.
“First, you are a hundred per cent monogamous. You don’t f**k other girls. Not ever, unless I order you.”
“Will you order me often?” I asked with a cheeky smile. She didn’t respond.
“I on the other hand give no such undertaking. I shall f**k anyone I please, at any time, in any way. You might even have to watch.”
I thought about that. It chewed me up inside.
“Second,” she said, “I won’t forbid touching just yet, but if you ever wa
