“Literally?” I’d assumed this was a figure of speech. “Last week she found a guy online. She sent him a naked picture of me and asked how much he would pay for an hour of my time. He said £200, so she said OK. I had to meet the guy in a hotel bar and go upstairs with him.” “What did he want you to do?” I wasn’t really sure if I wanted to hear the details, but it seemed polite to take an interest. “Oh, the usual. Suck his d**k, then bend over for him to stick it in me. It didn’t take long, thank god. Though that wasn’t the worst part.” “Oh, what was?” Prissie made a face. “I had to tell the man to use a condom and then afterwards I had to take the condom off him and tie it up and bring it home, to prove to Julia that I’d done it. And then she made me suck the c*m out of it.” “Yuck,” I

