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“You’re just saying that because you want to be my stylist, but I can’t pull off the femme fatale look.” “Em, if you let me dress you, I could make you look like Marilyn f*****g Monroe.” “Could we have a more current and less tragic reference? I don’t want to look like a dead movie star. Plus, I’m not blonde.” “But you’ve got the red lips and doe eyes.” She sizes me up and tries again. “Sophia Loren.” “She’s too tall. And sultry. And you’re still in the last century.” “Selena Gomez.” I stare at her. “If you can make me look like Selena Gomez, I will buy you a house.” “I’ve never understood how you don’t think you’re adorable.” “I’m as adorable as a wild boar.” “I wasn’t talking about your personality.” “Have I fired you yet today?” “Yes. Back to the list. Let’s get this place lo
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