"Asher Conman?"
The new football coach inquired, the moment I got down from my Bentley as though he was
awaiting this particular moment the whole morning. I could immediately tell who he was
because I was earlier informed by Principal Markson prior to resumption, on one of his many
visits to my home in an attempt to familiarize himself better with my father, about the coming of
a new coach and the retirement of Coach Brandon. Ever since my Dad became the Mayor of
Calton, Principal Markson seemed to have forgotten the route which led to his home even though
he had a family who definitely would appreciate his presence more.
It was the start of a new school year and pretty much only the seniors were excited about it as
this was our last year in high school.
Thank goodness!
"It's such a pleasure to meet you young man," he said, extending his hands excitedly for a
handshake. "I am your new coach Jeffery by the way and I must immediately commend you
already because I got to hear of your amazing impact and contributions to the football team so
far. It's a new era, a new season and I am hoping we can work together.”
"Oh yeah...nice to finally meet you. I mean i will be totally honest, sending away coach Brandon
was pretty shitty, I mean no one saw it coming,not even Brandon himself to the best of my
knowledge, and now every member of the team is pissed and they already dislike you so freaking
much, that they may even shoot a bullet at you at the very first sight of you today on the pitch but
like you said, i am also hoping we get along and work together," I said, ending my just released
bomb of a statement with a mocking smile like i had just not made him freak out on the first day
of his new job. Well, what do i care, if he really wanted us to get along so well as he wished, he
just had to get used to my blunt manner of speaking and also the fact that he had a large space to
fill up after the biased exit of Coach brandon and i was glad i didn't mince my words, i made sure
that point was clear before he hurriedly brought our conversation to an abrupt end still being his
nervous as ever, walking away shakily.
Such a kitty cat! He was surely not going to last…mourning his drastic end already.
I managed to get myself past the ever available pool of girls waiting each day for a daily dose of
the sight of me with the help of Shirley and Jojo, driving in just time. We caught up on several
topics with Samantha being the headline, as we walked in to meet an hallway filled with students
glued religiously to their phones of which in Calton High, could mean just one thing.
Shirley—‘oh my god i think she just posted!’
#MissTaken#
Hey suckers! I know you all missed me, aww…so sad you definitely can't live without an atom of
me in your lives. Well if it makes you feel any less discord for your pathetic selves, yeah! I totally
missed you all too and trust me, LOL, even though you can’t help but do that,I do mean it from a
place of the opposite of love and care.
So hoping we had a great summer uhh? Oh! no need answering that, I know you all did and
while you all were having your risky and i mean it when i say ‘risky’ fun while letting loose, I
your ever reliable bringer of doom, was being my ever studious self. You know how much I love
to take my studies of you all pretty seriously, I mean, that shouldn't come as a surprise to you
right?? Of course I am a student as you are and I need to take my studies seriously God dammit!
what do you take me for!
Okayy...now I'm sure we've established that fact, aren't you all excited to see all that my studies
taught me? well even though you won’t ever admit it, I know you all are nervous, which the last
time i checked, in my toxic dictionary means excited. Now, for those who tried to be smart and
cover up their tracks, you should know well enough I move faster than you will ever run and so
for trying to be foolishly smart, prepare to get sick of me! I promise, you would all puke out your
deepest, darkest secrets and callous betrayals until you have nothing left in your systems other
than utter humiliation. Also, to the ever honey hoes, emphasis on that letter S as she knows
herself damn well, yes you honey i am speaking to you with more emphasis, you know this year
my dearest sweetheart would be rounding off his entire school year right? and so you should
know well enough you’ve got to let him concentrate on his studies and sporting season right?
Don't! and I repeat don't! let me even for one second think of ruining you because that alone can
be a great trouble , you should know pretty well by now that my bite hurts the most than my bark.
Leave him alone slut! Or else you just may need daddy's overly bribed lawyers for that case of
defamation you so badly want to create... LOL! you know can’t sue who you have no f*****g idea
about right? Right!
Now just before I log off this space Caltoners, why don’t we take just a little look into my study
book once more, i mean, aren’t we all so curious about what we may see? I definitely am!
Now, snoop…snoop…snoop.
Ohh! Wow! That definitely is a first; a senior slut in bed with a teacher and his beloved wife.
wow! I guess the summer really got hot, didn't it? Oh don't you worry, I'm sure we all do agree
with you Cassandra Davies that three shouldn’t be a crowd!