A NIGHT WITH A PRINCE

THE WEDDING DRESS

I never thought I would say this but my engagement party was a disaster, a complete disaster at that. There were so many protocols to follow, and the stupid hat thing is frustrating. So many titles and name to remember and so many death glares from most of the ladies both old and young.

I couldn't wait to leave the party it was so frustrating, with so little food. I’m pregnant people my appetite is f*****g large. I complained to Zack and he laughed at me, although he sneaked in my room around midnight with a lot of food, I guess it one of the perks of being royalty.

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My dress arrives in 30 minutes; I couldn’t wait to see it. The queen was spending a million pounds on this dress so it better be made of pure gold or better still diamonds. The girls and I had been so excited.

" Your highness, your wedding gown has arrived,” she said in a very formal voice.

" The royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth the third requests your presence in the fitting room." We giggled like little girls and I cleared my throat.

" Thank you, I will be with her shortly" we looked at each other and burst out laughing.

 " Anna that was great, I never knew you had such a sense of humor". She shrugged

" I do my best. But seriously the queen request your presence I mean like now." I smiled as I stood up.

" Lead the way girlfriend".

Please tell me this is a joke, I thought to myself as I saw the dress. I had no words to describe it, I mean it was completely hideous, I was a hundred percent sure no one ever wore that dress even in the old age.

"Please tell me it's a joke,” I said with disbelief in my voice.

" Of course it's a joke, I have a great sense of humor".  Okkaayy! This was getting real awkward, I laughed just to humor her and she smiled. Then I saw the dress, I have been rendered speechless in the past but this, this just takes my breath away I mean literally I was breathless.

Disappointed, that's the only thing I can say. A f*****g million pounds and this is what I get as a wedding dress.

I look like I stepped out of the 80s. So many layers like cake, the material looks like a curtain or yet a table cover.

" No" I shook my head and the queen looked up.

 " Excuse me?" The queen asked.

" There's no fucking.... Sorry your Royal Majesty but I can not and will not wear this dress on my big day." She looked unchanged by my declaration.

" It looks lovely,” she told me.

" It looks lovely" I repeated after her in a mocking form, she turned and glared at me. I stopped in my tracks. I took out my phone and snapped a picture of the gown and send to Zack. Yup my phone is with me, the food wasn't the only thing Zack sneaked in last night. He replied me immediately.

" You look quit sexy in anything love but I hope that's not what you are wearing to our wedding".  He sent back

I laughed at his message and replied." Tell that to your mother, this dress is worth a f*****g million, I rather be naked to our wedding than wear this". I replied his message

" I will love seeing you naked, it been so long since I had a taste of you, I think I miss you especially when you are angry, it so sexy it gives me excuse to kiss you” He sent back

" I see now, so you wanna kiss me huh?". I smiled like an idiot

" Every chance I get love."  I was typing a reply when another message came in.

" I have to go now love, talk to you later. Prince William and Princess Katherina is here. I have to talk to you later."

I smiled reading this I was about putting my phone away when another text came in. " Please try convince mother about that dress, I would love to see you in a better dress."

I turned to see the Queen glaring at me seems she hated being ignored. "I’m sorry your Majesty but I can't wear it" I stood my ground.

 " I am Queen and you will obey me “ her voice held authority. I bowed and left without saying a thing.

I walked to the girls and they were all smiling, their faces dropped when they saw my expression. " Come on girls we are going dress shopping".