LIAM BANKER After hearing a perfect plan from Chase, I packed my belongings into my bag, tipped the waiter generously, and stood up from the coffee shop. Today was a great day for beer and perhaps taking someone home to celebrate, so I decided to visit the bar nearby. I settled by the window and ordered a beer. As I sipped, I started ordering one after another, when a slender figure approached me, sporting fake lashes and, frankly, one of the most hideous makeup jobs I had ever seen. "Mind if I join you?" she asked, touching her bony leg in an attempt to seduce me. I stood up, finished my beer, and pulled her into the bar restroom because she didn’t deserve to sleep in my clean sheets at the mansion. I turned her around to avoid that hideous face, bent her down after pulling my j

