I grabbed Turo's hand as his face went thunderous. "Sorry. Thank you. I was trying not to let her know my middle name. Something about her wanting to yell at me using all three." I shook my head.
His face cleared as he laughed. He nodded. "Yeah, when she's really pissed she uses all three like Momma does." He leaned in. "I think it's cute, but don't tell her that. She'd just get even more pissed and I like my confectionaries."
I chuckled as we let go. "Making her angry is pretty fun."
He snorted. "Do it at your own risk. And don't eat anything she makes you after she's been angry." He shuddered. "It won't end well."
"Stop snickering about me, you turds."
"Speak of the devil," I said.
A pillow punched into the back of my head. "Jerk."
Her stomach growled again. Loud enough that I
