"You know all of those crazy teen party movies? There's one thing they always get wrong. The hangover." I continued my ranting, feet swinging in front of me as I rested on the back counter of the bar in Deliverance.
"What about The Hangover?"
"That just helps my point. Adult movies get it, the party takes place for one night and the whole next week everyone's sick and trying to piece their lives back together. But teen movies," I raised my eyebrows conspiratorially, "They give you this false sense of security, drinking's fun, loosens your inhibitions but that's it. The movie industry is setting us all up for failure." I finished.
Jared dropped his head into his hands, sick of my chattiness.
Drinking to excess, I had learned, was not in fact good for your health. I woke up only an hour
