26 Ten Things changed after that night. And it wasn’t just because I finished college and put on a cap and gown and walked through a stupid line so my parents could take a crapload of pictures of me shaking hands with some important dipshits. I just felt...different. My applications were sent off, my future was wide open to explore, yet I feared leaving Ellamore more than ever. And it was all because of one sexy, saucy little blonde who’d flipped my world upside down. It certainly didn’t help that she liked to f**k with me at the worst possible times, either, like the sexy little text she sent right before I started a shift on a ladies’ night. Just wanted you to know I’m touching myself right now and imagining it’s your tongue instead. The glasses I was supposed to be stacking behind

