[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION]
Accidental Buff Applied!
- Touch of Restoration - has temporarily become “Blade of Aggressive Bedside Manner”.
- Duration: 30 seconds.
(Inner thought) … Did I just invent combat steroids by misclicking my class?
(voice-over) Darius yelled, swinging like a man possessed, rats exploding around him. His HP bar was in the red, but his DPS was now chart-breaking. The party froze.
Selene (narrowed her eyes): ‘… Was that your intention from the beginning?’
(Kaien’s Pov) (shrugs) Yes. Totally intentional. All according to plan. Definitely not a fluke.
(Inner thought) Please buy it. Please buy it. If anyone calls me out, I’ll just sneeze myself into the respawn screen.
(voice-over) The fight raged on. Selene’s fireball lit up the cavern, searing half a dozen cr
