Tristan: “Oh Ducky, come scrub my back for me, sweetie!”
Me, but only in my head: I know these two. If they weren’t wearing uniforms…ah…Aloud: “What are your names, officers?” We’re all standing in the living room doorway. “And you may as well come in.”
First Officer (Ducky): “I’m fine right here, thanks,” shrugging his shoulders and running his finger under his collar. “I’m Davidson.”
Second Officer: “Randall. Wait…aren’t you…I thought you were Sarah’s husband? But you’re…don’t you remember me?”
Cue me pulling a complete blank, hoping Tristan wasn’t really naked in the shower. Or planning on coming out that way.
Officer Randall: “Glen, you i***t, it’s me, Janice! You remember me as John, right? Remember when I came here as your girlfriend, to try to make your folks think you were str
