The Strongest Wizard

You Want To Play? Then Play By My Rules, Donkey...!!!

26th December 1018 / 2018 2125hrs

"Congratulations to SilverBane for making the first clear in the HELLISH MODE of The Phoenix Delves of Hamcona Timberland Forest...! Congratulations to Snowball, ShadowDancer, Crusader, DragonFire, WarPriestess, MageHunter and PuppetMaster. Each will receive 10,000 EXP Points and 2,000 Reputation Points. You will receive 1,500 credits into your in-game virtual account as well."

"Congratulations to SilverBane for making the first clear in the HELLISH MODE of The Phoenix Delves of Hamcona Timberland Forest...! Congratulations to Snowball, ShadowDancer, Crusader, DragonFire, WarPriestess, MageHunter and PuppetMaster. Each will receive 10,000 EXP Points and 2,000 Reputation Points. You will receive 1,500 credits into your in-game virtual account as well."

"Congratulations to SilverBane for making the first clear in the HELLISH MODE of The Phoenix Delves of Hamcona Timberland Forest...! Congratulations to Snowball, ShadowDancer, Crusader, DragonFire, WarPriestess, MageHunter and PuppetMaster. Each will receive 10,000 EXP Points and 2,000 Reputation Points. You will receive 1,500 credits into your in-game virtual account as well."

The announcement rang the moment the party members appeared near the respawn point of the Dungeon, much to every gamers' surprise the moment the party members stepped out into the open.

The moment the party members appeared on the portal, every one of them levelled up and was filled with brilliance. The party members went from Level 5 to Level 8 in an instant. They received a lot of allocation points which they would be distributing into their attributes.

The party members were so surprised that they do not know what to do with their free allocation points that they had received once they Levelled up.

"Hey, Leader. What is your level, right now? Why do you want to keep masking your ID and not showing to the world instead? Is there something that you are keeping secret against other players?" Snowball asked after he had checked his system panel and discovered his new points and wondered where it would be best allocated.

"You will soon see, Snowball. It would happen right about.....N O W." I replied and then a loud commotion sounded not far away from us as some gruff looking gamers came and pushed their way through.

"WHAT THE f**k IS ALL THIS? WHO THE f**k IS SILVERBANE? WHAT THE f**k IS SILVERBANE? WHAT A COCKSUCKING NAME YOU HAVE RIGHT THERE, SILVERBANE...." an ID hovered above Warrior's head, and I immediately recognise it as 'BUTTHOLESURFER' from the Grim Company.

The insult came right there and then, and Snowball and Crusader immediately took up their positions to TANK ButtholeSurfer and protected the poor old me, a Level 5 Wizard that had just levelled up and was 3 Levels from the lowest of the party members.

I was about to warn those two, but then they had readied the shield and their weapons and blocked ButtholeSurfer from getting through.

"SO YOU ARE THE f*****g PARTY THAT HAD ENTERED THE DUNGEON ON HELLISH MODE AND MADE THE FIRST CLEAR ON A SINGLE ATTEMPT. HOW THE f**k DID YOU DO THAT, AND YOU BETTER TELL US AND NOT STEP ON OUR WIRE, OKAY?"

ButtholeSurfer unsheathed his dual-wielding one-handed swords and got ready to strike but instead stood down the weapons, and used them to spook the rest of the party members. There were some Silverlight Knights on duty around the area, and they held their hands over the hilts of their swords and got ready to step in when there's trouble.

"Yes, we are SilverBane and how we cleared the Hellish Mode of the Dungeon is none of your f*****g business. You motherfuckers better not come and seek trouble with any of us, and we knew you all are from the Grim Company. Let me tell you this, you stinking bastard - You will never rise from where you are, and even if you delete your account and start back from where you left off, you would not be able to catch up with your past self...!"

I gave a warning as some of the members of Grim Company simply laughed off what I had said to them. Besides, no one else knew that I had all the KNOWLEDGE in this MMORPG platform. This excludes the 7 members of the party that I had carried into the Dungeons.

"Hey Lady, come and join us. You do not have to work so hard to get to where you are. Our Leader would be able to gift you anything, as long you can please him. Mua Haa Ha Haa..." a lecherous look flashed across ButtholeSurfer as he mentioned it and was already thinking of what he would do to me in case I had agreed to be part of Grim Company.

I clenched my teeth and ground them to control the temper that was building inside me.

"God Damned bastards. Don't let me catch you trying to take advantage of me, or I will be able to get you banned for life." I screamed to myself since I have a clickable button to utilise if we are harassed in this MMORPG, and it applies to all female gamers like us.

I knew that i cannot reveal any kind of weak composure right to these motherfuckers and knew that I have to put up a strong front, even though I am just a - W I Z A R D -.

"WHAT? ARE YOU GIVING SOME THOUGHTS TO JOIN US? COME ON LADY, WE WELCOME YOU OF COURSE AND SERVICE US SO THAT YOU WOULD BE REWARDED IN DUE COURSE...MUA HAAA HAAA HAAAA...." ButtholeSurfer was once again mocking me and was taunting with his dual-wielding swords in front Snowball and Crusader. All they could do was to push back ButtholeSurfer when it got too close.

"Damn it. Can't this motherfucking half-ass witted diaper-wearing bastard donkey get off my back already?" I rolled my eyes as I mumbled within earshot. I then signalled to everyone to ignore ButtholeSurfer as we need to get out of the place and head to the tavern afterwards.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME b***h? YOU ARE A b***h AND WILL FOREVER BE MY BITCH...!!! YOU f*****g HOE...!!!" ButtholeSurfer attacked me with his words, but this time the Silverlight Knights came forward and grabbed ButtholeSurfer by his shoulders.

"Excuse us, Beast Tamer. Is this peasant bothering you in any way?" one of the Silverlight Knights spoke up as he held on to the pauldrons of ButtholeSurfer tightly.

I almost forgot that once I received verbal threats, none of the Silverlight Knights would take notice, but when I received verbal abuse and discrimination, these Silverligjt Knights would take action. I had almost forgotten I had the title of Beast Tamer and a Baroness at that too. This means that the bastard before us would pay a fine and be in jail for some hours and he would be inactive once he was placed in the goal.

Serves him right, FUCKER...!!!

"Ah yes, kind Knights. As you had noticed, I was being discriminated by him, and I understand that there would be a fine and a jail term that comes through it, am I right?" I concluded, and ButtholeSurfer's eyes went as large as sunny side up eggs...! A summons and jail term just by screwing around with a female gamer that hides her ID? FUCK...! This is ridiculous shit...!

Wild thoughts raced through ButtholeSurfer's mind as cold sweat began to form on his back. The grip on both of pauldrons was getting tighter every moment, and he knew he had landed on some hot soup.

"That is true, Beast Tamer. We heard and saw what had happened, and we would like you to justify the summons and jail term if it suits you. Besides, you do have a peerage title as well, and this stipulates that the summons and jail term for this prawn would be double."

ButtholeSurfer's jaws dropped when he heard that the person he had insulted had a peerage title and, as ButtholeSurfer was frantically trying to log out from the MMORPG platform and seemed that he was unable to do it at all...!

"f**k THIS s**t. YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME DOWN, BITCH...!!!" ButtholeSurfer was screaming at me as his drool splattered all over the Silverlight Knight's faces. Suddenly his body went limp but did not dematerialise in front of us, but instead remained as a physical form.

"He pulled out his main power supply. But he will be back. And he will serve his jail term of up to 8 hours once he is online. As long as he remained in this state, he would not be able to game on. Come on, let us pull him away." one of the Silverlight Knights explained to me and saluted before they dragged the empty shell of ButtholeSurfer across the ground by his feet this time. He would be locked up in the Crimson Cove Correctional Facility, and I knew that serving time in prison means that a gamer has to serve time online and not offline. There would be no 'Get Out From Prison' Chance card like Monopoly or something. This is MMORPG - The Lord Of The Red Dragon and this is the harsh reality...!