Chapter 51

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"Mine is purple, and it has a little umbrella," Dani informed him happily. "Hey all! Got a great vampire joke," Terrell injected from across the table. "Listen up guys - these two idiots walked inside a haunted house, right?" "Who were they?" Lucy asked curiously. "Not important. But once inside, they spotted a vampire..." "A phony one making c***s?" she wanted to know. "A real one of course," Terrell continued. "So the first i***t got spooked and screamed: Count Dracula! After which the other one went: One-Dracula, two-Dracula, three-Dracula..." It was a pretty lame joke of the kind that gets funnier with increased alcohol intoxication. But people laughed anyway. However Lucy kept waiting in anticipation. "Then what happened?" she asked Terrell excitedly. "And why did they see more

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