As Jason hurriedly backed his car out of the driveway after a hasty retreat, he could still hear angry shouts from inside the house.
"I LOVE YOU, YOU SAID!"
"I'LL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE OUR MARRIAGE, YOU SAID."
"GIMME ANOTHER CHANCE, YOU SAID."
"I DID, AND YOU WENT RIGHT BACK TO THAT COCKSUCKER YOU f*****g SLUT!"
"Happy Halloween mom and dad," Jason groaned.
"Did I do something wrong Jason? I only tried to converse, and I used short names."
"Never mind Dani. Tom's a good guy -- he deserves the truth. But would you mind holding back on the demonic revelations while I still have any friends and family left?"
Dani nodded.
"Just tell me when to lie, and I shall do so gladly."
"I didn't mean..." Jason started in a frustrated tone, but decided to give it up. "How did you know about that s
