The violet curled up, shaking his head slightly. "God, Kar, I don't knoww wwhy you think I'm that kinky, but honest to god, I'm not! I... I'm not sure wwhat you wwere expectin', really... but, you seem to have a better grasp on it than I do. Wwhy don't you... you knoww, take it from here??"
Karkat pursed his lips, slowly weaving his fingers into Eridan's dark locks, seating himself on the bed. "I... Hmm. It feels... off. I dunno, I just... I..." Karkat scowled, trailing off. He pinched the bridge of his nose in a rather dramatic fashion.
"Kar... Just tell me. You're naked in front of me for god’s sake, there is nothing you could say to make this any wweirder."
Karkat sighed. "That's just it, I don't f*****g believe it myself... but... I... I think I... Hmm. I... f**k, you're f*****g roy
