14 ‘Yours, MAF’ 20th September, 1943 Darling Brother Mine, Remember me? I’m your sister. Your only sister. Longing for you. Please God you are safe. I would hate all that feces I’ve mopped to be for naught. Really, really miss you. So news here is that Lena and I continue on our mission to find Philemon from the petrol station for our mother. I know, I know, we can’t visualize our mother with the girly hots because that would just be so hideously wrong but truth is, you can’t un-ring a bell, so you may as well exploit it! You also know, if you’re getting my letters, that larger-than-life Colonel Cairns is the target. And so, though Lena wanted me to go to Jurita Bakery to buy the blooming cake, I thought it was important that the giver had gone to the trouble for the colonel, so Lena

