The Unforgettable Storm

Kirian.

All I did was punch her in the back of the head and she just fell out. Man are all women this weak? I held back and she still crumbled.

Bending down to pick her up, I lug her up over my shoulder. Damn she is heavy. What does she eat? Bricks? she looks so light. How deceiving!

“God! Lay off the meatloaf! And here I thought I was fit”

Turning toward the door. I prepare to take on the guards with the extra weight.. maybe I can use this to my advantage.

“Help! Help! She is trying to take advantage of me!! No! My d**k is not your lollipop!”

The guards barrel in, knocking into each other as they come in.

“Man you guys sure are taking your sweet time. If I was being taken advantage of then she would be half way done with my beautiful body before you guys even got through the door.”

“ you would deserve it for all you have done.” One of the guards sneers.

“Well, good to know you are a sexist! This is exactly why I’m leaving. Excuse me, I’m done with this hotel. You guys don’t even have good shampoo. Now out of my way!!! I have a butt and I know how yo use it!!!

Running at them I shoved through using her butt in the air as a distraction. Between the shock and shoving myself forward the guards fall.

“Later you sexist animals!”

Laughing I start to run down the hall. I can hear them as they start tumbling out of the door shooting. Zig zagging and taking a sharp right turn doesn’t work out for me unfortunately. there is a group of guards headed straight for me that must have heard the shots. Luckily though there is a door to my left and it’s open. I run inside slamming the door shut. That should keep them out while I think. Again my luck is flip flopping because they start shooting at the handle and trying to slam through the door. Looking around I see there is a window. Man it’s nice being lucky hahaha

I run over to the window which seems to be from the second floor. Which isn’t bad.. it’s the cliff leading to a roaring river that’s bad.there is that wishy washy luck again.

“s**t”

Right at that moment I hear the door crack from someone ramming into it.

“Hopefully my luck doesn’t run out”

And I turn and jump. Hitting the water, I try to hold on to her but the river is to strong. It rips her from me. I try to reach for her but the water is keeping us apart.. where is that luck when I need it?