Yoonmin Oneshots

'cause you're perfect (just like that)

Jimin is used to it by now after almost three years of relationship and one year and a half into leaving together yet, he still gets surprised every time he arrives home and Yoongi is...being himself.

And Jimin remembers that today is cleaning day so it makes perfectly sense that Yoongi is wearing a maid costume and it's currently vacuuming the living room.

Other days Jimin comes home and finds a delicious smell and when he reaches the kitchen he is met with his own personal little chef, white short outfit and large hat.

Yoongi finishes with the cleaning and tells him to order pizza because he needs to finish something he is working on. Jimin smiles and agrees.

-

It's a Friday night when Jimin comes home and doesn't understand at the beginning (he'll ignore the way his d**k twitched at the first sight), Yoongi is standing almost leaned against the back of the sofa and when he sees Jimin he takes a few shaky steps towards him.

"Welcome home" he licks his lower puffy dark pink lip. His cheeks are brightly flushed; he is actually flushed from his neck up.

"Hi..." Jimin stares and Yoongi fidgets on his spot. Jimin takes in the whole image. Yoongi is wearing a really, really tiny black short and he can distinguish what looks like a tail behind him, he is wearing a black top too, short sleeves and that only reaches a few centimeters above his bellybutton, he also has sharp triangle ears on top of his head and black and white soft and fluffy paws on hands and feet.

"...i don't get it" Jimin's voice comes equals husky and broken because he doesn't want to misunderstand but really, the sight and his d**k are making the task harder.

Yoongi looks up, he is breathing a little hard and when he opens his mouth a little gasp leaves his throat before his words. "The...the tail is-" he gnaws on his bottom lip and looks Jimin straight in the eyes. "...is vibrating"

"f**k"

Jimin's bag is on the floor and he is soon grabbing his boyfriend by the waist bringing him closer so they can kiss, deeply and sloppy and everything around Jimin has become so hot in mere seconds. Yoongi circles his arms around his neck and with a little impulse he has his legs wrapped around him as well. Jimin is more than capable of support him and Yoongi really secretly enjoys those displays of strength.

Jimin shoves him on the empty dining table, "Damn it, Yoongi" he is out of his shirt and belt in a bit while Yoongi smiles mischievously and turns around on his hand and knees, ass up chest down.

"f**k me" His voice always gets on Jimin's nerves. "Please"

"Did you doubt it?"

Jimin snorts and f**k they do.

Yoongi tells him to carry him to the bathroom and Jimin is more than willing to pamper him under the shower.

-

Jimin hasn't totally woken up but he is almost there.

But Yoongi doesn't want to wait anymore, he has woken up half an hour ago and he is feeling so horny right now.

"What am I?" a teenager? He mumbles and shifts under the covers to peer over them, the windows are covered but he can trace a small light from under the curtains.

He sighs and kicks the covers away from his body because he is suddenly way too hot –and Jimin's still sleeping.

Yoongi tilts his head towards his boyfriend and then back to the ceiling. He takes off his shirt first and then rolls on his back. He decides a minute later that his boxers need to go as well.

Along with the sheet still over Jimin's body, "Jimin" he calls and his underwear lands on the closer chair to the bed.

After no replay, Yoongi smirks and crosses one leg above the younger to finally seat on his pelvis, pressing down on his covered c**k.

"Jimin..." Yoongi mumbles over his lips and presses his ass against his crotch more insistently.

"Mh..." Jimin brings his hands up and they land on bare hips. Then he opens his eyes and first thing he sees are gorgeous eyes set on him, then pink lips and pure milky white skin –Yoongi is completely naked.

And Jimin already has a hard on. Good job Min f*****g Yoongi.

"C'mon!" Yoongi pecks him. "I know you want it"

"What should I suppose to want?"

"Get your d**k inside me"

Well...yeah. Jimin is not going to even try to joke with that.

He sits up and pushes Yoongi to the side, changing their positions.

At some point along that, Yoongi's legs ends up on his shoulder while the other is bend to his chest and even like that, with Jimin pounding hard against him, he still ask for more –and complains about the temperate.

Jimin will give him everything –including getting on his feet with a ranging boner to turn on the AC (why was it turned off? He doesn't know)

-

Yoongi is pouting, Jimin thinks is cute. Yoongi also turns around from his laptop, spots him and throws a cushion at his face.

"What?" Jimin takes the fluffy heart shaped thing and sits next to him on the sofa. Yoongi is wearing this red sailor outfit and they're going to eat seafood for lunch.

"I don't feel inspired"

"Then write later"

Yoongi sighs again and throws another cushion at him.

Jimin catches it and grins, "Maybe you should relax a bit more"

"How?"

"I don't know"

Yoongi's gaze turns to him and he sees the mischievous glint in his eyes. "Maybe I could bring that pink thing you like so much" Yoongi instantly blushes, "You seem to love a lot when I make you c*m with it. That should relax you good"

Yoongi leans to reach the small sofa and Jimin gets ready to catch the next cushion. Yoongi doesn't throw it but hugs it to his chest. "I just need to finish this soon"

His pout has increased, his eyes glistening and Jimin is so weak. "How can I help?" He is saying it for real this time. Worry in his tone.

"Bring it" The cushion hits Jimin right on the face.

Yoongi manages to finish his new project later that night –technically at 2:15am, after they ate and f**k on the living room carpet (and ate again).

-

Jimin has his eyes fixed on his phone.

Yoongi is waiting for him at home in a short red dress, barefoot and sitting on their bed –Jimin can see the TV on behind him but not much details apart from that of the room because in the picture Yoongi sent him, Jimin's eyes keep going straight to what Yoongi is showing him in between his thighs, where the silky fabric of the dress is being pulled upwards revealing everything.

"Hey!" Hoseok calls him. "Are you okay?"

"I need to go home" Jimin finally looks up when Hoseok gets closer, "I mean, if you don't need me anymore"

"Well, I guess we are done for today though J–"

"I see you tomorrow then!"

-

"I bet your house is all ugly and boring like you two" Taehyung teases, clinging to Jeongguk's arms.

"Yep" Jimin steals another dumpling.

"That's why the don't want us to go there, Jeonggukkie"

Jimin nods again.

"Or maybe Jimin just don't want you to see his boyfriend" Jeongguk takes a sip of his drink and winks at Jimin to shift his gaze somewhere behind.

Jimin and Taehyung look to see what it is. Who it is.

Jimin almost lets his chopsticks fall along with the food still in his mouth that he swallows roughly.

Yoongi spots them and walks towards them, taking a seat next to Jimin who to his own amaze has managed to keep his s**t together. Taehyung on the other side is gawking with sparkling eyes.

"Yah! Yoongi-hyung!" he turns to Jimin, "He is too much for you" again towards the blonde. "Why don't you leave him and join us, hyung? We can have a hot and lovely threesome relationship w–"

Jimin throws a napkin at him before leaning in his seat and passing his left arm above Yoongi shoulders, bringing him closer to his own body.

While Yoongi can look really, really good in those outfits he loves to dress with; he definitely looks more than stunning with simple black skinny jeans, a tee and his favorite black leather jacket.

(Jimin still loves him better naked)

And while Taehyung bickers with a Jeongguk that pretends to ignore him, Yoongi leans and whispers to Jimin's ear. "Sorry, I'm late"

"No worries"