"William, this is my uncle, Lucius." "Hello, Uncle Lucius." "His wife and my aunt, Sally." "Nice to meet you, Aunt Sally." "My father, Bernard." "Hello, Mr. Penrose." "My mother, Rosalind." "It's a pleasure, Mrs. Penrose." "This is my cousin, Anthony." "Anthony, hello." …… I went through a series of introductions to Eirwen's entire extended family. Uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, and nephews, you name it. I had a hard time remembering all their names. They responded to me in a variety of ways. Some said a "hello" back, others just flashed a smile at me, and still, others merely nodded to acknowledge my presence. And some of them, of course, pretended I was not even there at all. Throughout this, I took none of their responses to heart. I was being paid handsomely for my time

