“Thank you! Thank you!” I shouted to my adoring crowd. I had just finished my opening night in the West End. I had bagged the role of Satine in Moulin Rouge, and everyone loved my performance. The entire audience stood on their feet and clapped wildly. Many of them shouted ‘Encore!’ and I was happy to oblige. I gave them one last rendition of One Day I’ll Fly Away before leaving the stage. I blew kisses and waved goodbye to my adoring audience. This was the life! A weight jumping on my bed, making the bed dip disturbed my alluring slumber. I was in a bad mood in an instant because I was having a fantastic dream and I wanted it to last forever. My bed soon started dipping and going back to normal repeatedly. Someone must have been bouncing on it. The bouncing was going to continue until

