“Remember what they say about assumptions?” he asked as he unlocked the vehicle.
I got into the car and turned to face him. “So I’m an ass, now?” I quirked an eyebrow. He started the car.
“If the shoe fits,” he replied. Yeah, right. Aliens had done a body snatch while I slept. It was like an episode of The 4400.
“Okay, no more beer for you. It makes you crazy. And when are we gonna take care of my d**k?”
As he turned a corner, Xavier replied, “When you f**k me through the mattress back at my apartment.”
Oh, I will definitely do that.
“Did you buy those condoms?”
“Don’t need ‘em. Neither of us has had s*x in years, right? So I’m not worried about it. Are you?”
“Drive faster.”
When he parked the car in the apartment deck, Xavier turned off the engine and locked up. I followed him to
