At one moment, Christian tapped my shoulder and shouted in my ear, “I think you’ll like the book I bought you! Bishop Nicholai is considered one of the greatest minds of the Christian world.”
“That’s nice,” I replied, downing my fifth honey brandy. “But you know what really interests me? I’m wondering if Bishop Nicholai, Patriarch Pavle, and even Jesus Christ jerked off?”
Christian smiled, shrugged, and said that he didn’t know. Then he quickly added, “Spilling one’s seed is a big sin! Interestingly, the less I do it, the more the need lessens. And when I don’t wank off a few days, I lose the need to do it.”
“That’s not my case,” I answered.
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