Beeping and flashing red seatbelt buttons lit up and a scratchy deep voice sounded over the intercom.
" My Dear Passengers, I want to say thank you for flying our friendly skies this fine night. We will be descending into New York in about fifteen minutes. The time is one am. the temperature is a balmy seventy degrees and no clouds in site. The stars are gorgeous tonight, enjoy them while you can because once we land, the lights of New York will drown them out. Thank you again and please enjoy the rest of our flight, as it should be smooth sailing from here on out. " He laughed a mucus sound cough and then added, " Landing should be bump free , but incase of turbulence, keep your seatbelts secure. "
Grey sat beside me wide awake, her earbuds in, listening to some music, I was still holding on to the empty jack bottle, the one I was dry humping a few minutes ago.
Sexy flight attendant lady came around with a white plastic bag to collect trash, I happily gave up my handhold on the bottle. Bright teeth and sparkly eyes meet my gaze, her boobs perky and meeting me right in the face. Her long blond hair was down now, dangling around her tight dress. She shoved a folded up piece of paper in place of my bottle. My crotch appreciated her kind hello, her hand made sure to rub over my thigh before giving me a nod.
Grey rolled her eyes as she threw away a bag peanuts she'd been picking at throughout the flight. Money talks, yep.. She loved my huge wad and what happened to be still half awake in my pants.
Taking the note in my hands I opened it to find a phone number written in black ink, and a sentence that read, " Sweetie, if your ever in town again, please give me a call, you don't need to join the mile high club with me, I am always "Open" for business. " Crumbling the note up in my hand I threw it to the floor board of the seat infront of me. Maybe the old codger, sitting infront of me, might find himself a fun time. I on the other hand, might have been more temped if I had been more drunk but sobber me, was a hard ass. Always would be, no one could or will ever stand up to my Alexia and if they were willing to give "it" up so easily, well then, they were easy.
Some men liked easy, I called that, sad. Sad, that she would want to open her legs to someone she hardly knows, and all for alittle cash. Maybe she was in the wrong business.....
It wasn't really her fault, she knew how to use her sexually to obtain what she wanted, I'd call that using her brain, but not very smart.
My damned pheromones, they were like some form of crazy new drug to some women, it just wasn't her fault. Her " kitty" never even had a chance. She needed to start thinking with that head that sat on her pretty little shoulders instead of her " meow".
It was human nature to be drawn to the more superior being, and I happened to be, well the most "Superior". Survival to the fittest equals, " Human Nature." I was no Longer Human, and probably couldn't make babies anymore, besides the fact that well, s*x was generally the last thing on my mind but that was besides the point. Her pretty little kitty needs to take a cold shower because this puppy wasn't going anywhere near her claws.
The only thing on my mind now, was the violent murderess kind, a small glass of bottle of blood, of an unknown origin, wasn't going to cut it.
My body was in need for a long hard kill, man I hated my vampire urges, I hate killing but I also enjoyed it at the same time.
New York City had a lot of criminals, I would have my fill, choices and more choices, the options were going to bountiful.
Lift off was not as bad and landing, f*ck I felt like a small child flying for the first time. I was an adult male, I should be able to control myself better. Unfortunately I broke the armrest on both my and Greys seat. They were bend right in half, useless metal!
I had barley come out of my liquor high dry humping wife dream, to find my ears hurting and my head feeling like it wants pop. Twisting my fingers in both ear holes I sucked in some air and blew. Popping loudly, the pressure in my ears subsided. That's when I noticed we were descending, my eyes wide and aware of the windows around me all open. The Lights Of New York started as a speck below until " the speak" grew closer, Ant like movement became a busy airport, airplanes and lights surrounding us.
Sharp loud squeaks and snarls, the wheels came out, until we were like a metal bullet on the air pad, flying forward. Brakes squeaked and sparkled, until we sat at a airplane dock. The captain then spoke again, welcoming us to the overpopulated city of crazies. Grey gripped my hand, ripping my fingers apart from hers, " Elias, you big old baby, you could have broken my fingers. " She rubbed at her red swollen fingers and poked me with her elbow. " We made it, you can let go, of my arm now too. "
Grunting , I let go of her arm, my finger prints looked like they'd become a permeant indention in her arm. Looking over her forearm, I brushed my hand over the purplish bruises forming .
" I'm so sorry Grey! I didn't mean to, if I broke anything..."
She interrupted me, " I am fine, lets just get off this freaking thing and find a car rental place. I refuse to fly back with you, we will drive. "
Rubbing her arm, I stood and found our bags had moved back to the far back of the baggage cubby beside my seat.
As soon as the Air locked door opened I had my bags in hand and I high tailed it out of there. I didn't even give Kelly " Miss opened for Business", a second glance as I walked by. Poor skank, did have a chance, with my good looks and oh so drunk debonair demeanor.
The air was stale inside the not so crowed air port. If it had been early and during the daytime, the place would have been elbow to elbow busy. I was glad Gina had gotten us on the red-eye flight.
If it were overly inhabited, I don't think I would have enjoyed this flight any less. A vampire claiming to be a human, elbow to elbow, with possibly, evil New Yorkers, hmmm . I didn't know that that would pan out really well. I wouldn't be able to contain my lust for fresh blood and murderous intent.
Being in the middle of a huge empty airport had its perks I guess.
The place was completely empty except for the occasional couple sitting against a wall at their gate taking a snooze. All the shops had chains on their doors, the place seemed asleep, which was fine by me.
Quiet was good, in a few hours I would be in a place that was never quiet, caught somewhere between this world and freaking Hells doorstep.
I'd figure Sin city would have been in the most obvious city of choice.
They had always called it Satan's playground in the movies, I only assumed that would have been the perfect place but I guess I was alittle off.
Only by like two thousand five hundred miles, give or take.
I couldn't believe the airport car rental services were twenty four hours, I filled out a paper at the front desk and waited my turn.
An older couple looking to be in their late sixties waited ahead of me in the line. The woman looked like someone's grandmother, her hair was in a messy bun, her eyes averting my gaze. She was looking at her husband in dismay, her face red with anger. Her husband had a huge grin forming across his face, a crumbled up piece of paper in one hand, his cell phone in the other.
" That, heavily boobed Woman, didn't give, "you of all people," her phone number, dear. She looked like a two dollar hooker but I'd bet, she charges a fortune. " The chunky little short man, ignored his wife as he squinted to input the phone number into his contact list.
Under her breath, the lady called her very dim lit husband a "dumbass" before going back to insulting him brutally.
Holding her head high, and pushing her chest out, she wrinkled up her nose, pushing her glasses back up onto her face.
" You can't even afford her, much less , show her a good time, with your " ED" Dear. " The grandmother, pinched her husband on the ass. Yelping he jumped as he dropped his phone into the back pocket of his sagging jeans.
" She'd might be able to make me hard dear, without a little blue pill, or porn movies. Didn't you see her firm ass in that dress. " A hint of drool glinted in the light. The man talked to his wife with such love in his eyes, not really, what a dumbass, indeed.
" I was only thinking of you, honest. " The old man shot his wife a pair of his best puppy dog eyes.
" Maybe I could find away to please you, if she was there to cheer us on, I never planed on touching, just looking awhile. Linda you got to believe me !"
Linda pulled her silvering blond hair back into it's bun as tears filled her eyes.
" Oh Gerald! I've never had a threesome before with a woman before but I am game, if we can keep you hard enough to make it to third base." The woman held her husband's hand until the salesman behind the counter called them forward.
I shook my head back and forth, damn, it was the old Codger sitting in the seat in front of me, on that damn plane. He had actually taken the note seriously and fully intended on calling her.
For a big fat fifty, I'd bet anything, she might even show him a titty perhaps, maybe even a n****e, if he was lucky.
I should have just throw that damn thing away, or ripped it up in pieces. The older couple finished up the business with the man behind the counter, from the look of it, all was well with them. With car keys in hand they walked far around me, trying to avoid my sexy charms.
Maybe that, or the angry scowl which was frozen on grandma's face , made it clearly evident that her pure distaste in my clothing choices, disgusted her.
Either way, didn't bother me considering I wasn't about to have a threesome with the woman that may in fact have crotch Critters crawling around in her tight little genetically enhanced coochie.
I wasn't judging by any means, but I can and indeed have an opinion on the subject. I wouldn't let the woman near my genitals.