Chapter 1

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###Chapter1,Even the Gods Are Full of Foodies Yue Fei paused as he took a step forward. Finally, he lost his patience and turned to look at the small tail behind him. From just a moment ago, she had been following him for a few streets without saying a word. If Yue Fei hadn't found out that she was young and didn't look like a thief or a robber, he would have called the police. "... What can I do for you?" Yue Fei looked a little helplessly at the little girl behind him. The little girl looked 12 or 13 years old. She seemed to be from an aime club, wearing an ancient costume and holding a golden sword taller than her body. However, Yue Fei could not tell what role she played, or was it a original work? She had black and shiny hair all the way to her bottom, and a pink ribbon was tied to the back of her head. There were two strands of hair hanging down from the temples on both sides, and on the right side was tied an unusually exquisite butterfly ornament. The ornament was sparkling in the moonlight, and it was very beautiful. The plain white dress was soft and close to her skin, and the dress was covered with complicated patterns so that no stripe could be seen. Her face was white and exquisite, and her thin cherry lips were slightly pursed. Her eyes, as bright as stars, were looking at Yue Fei at this time. This girl was definitely a source of trouble when she grew up! This was Yue Fei's first impression of her. Seeing that Yue Fei was finally unable to bear it any longer, she spoke to herself first. The little girl raised her head high and smiled triumphantly. She said with a proud face, "Mortal, come to save the world with me." "...What?" Yue Fei still thought that he had misheard her. "Mortal, I understand that you are shocked by the beauty of this fairy, so I forgive your rudeness. Let me repeat it again—help me save the world." Although the little girl's tone was very arrogant, it made people feel difficult to hate her. It seemed that she had a natural temperament. She should be a high-ranking king who looked down on all living things. Looking at her eyes, Yue Fei even had a sense of inferiority. Yue Fei was silent. It turned out that she was suffering from a secondary Chinese disease... Looking at Yue Fei's expression, Weishui coughed lightly and raised his head, wanting to show his dignity again. However, he found that he didn't seem to be overwhelmed by Yue Fei's aura, so he simply said, "I'm called Weishui, weak and weak. I'm the Supreme Immortal of the Immortal Realm. Mortal, this is your honor and fated chance." Without waiting for Yue Fei to reply, she added in a very serious tone, "There's a long-time view in the Immortal Realm, mountains and rivers between the sun and moon. Atop a top-notch building, it's bright in four seasons. There's an undying wine in a golden pot, a longevity-revitalizing pill from the colored glaze, and a peach tree fragrance. With a thousand years' worth of time, it'll be completed in ten thousand years. I was originally the supreme Da Luo Golden Immortal, but now..." A bead of cold sweat appeared on Yue Fei's forehead. More and more cases of Chinese index and second illnesses appeared in recent years as internet literature became more and more popular in Japanese cartoons. However, it seemed that the girl was deeply poisoned and seriously ill. "Weak Water, right? Don't take the things in Baidudriving. What do you want with me? If you don't have anything to do, I'll go first." Yue Fei didn't have that much time to waste on his second illnesses. His time was very precious. "Ah!? Don't go!" Seeing that Yue Fei was turning around and about to leave and didn't worship him as he had imagined, Wei Shui, who was full of dignity, suddenly became anxious and took a step forward. As a result, she tripped over her feet and fell flat on the ground with a "Woo" sound. Yue Fei covered his eyes. He could not bear to see such a terrible sight. Weishui stood up and saw Yue Fei's strange expression. She quickly adjusted her white dress, but her eyes were still watery. Did she cry? Did she cry just now? Did the immortals cry? Was she a natural fool? This set-up was not scientific! "Your nose is still red..." Upon seeing Yue Fei's broken down expression, Ruo Shui's face twisted unnaturally and she covered her nose to prevent Yue Fei from seeing her awkward expression. Yue Fei could not bear to bully this girl who pretended to be strong, so he asked, "Are you looking for me to save the world? Did you go to the wrong place?" Upon hearing Yue Fei's question, Weishui tightly hugged the great golden sword in her arms, trying her best to put on a serious expression as she said, "No, I don't! I need your help..." At the end of her words, her voice suddenly became very low. It seemed that she also knew that her current look was very unreliable. She pulled her face aside and quarreled, "I need a place to rest in the mortal world... In fact, I don't care even if you don't help me! I will never care! I am a powerful immortal. I will never do things like people who seek revenge secretly and refuse to help me!" Jiang Shui pretended that she didn't care, but kept looking at Yue Fei, with her toes still drawing circles on the ground. Yue Fei, who was acting contrary to his words, was very adorable. He laughed and said, "Little girl, even if you dared to come home with me, I wouldn't dare to bring you back... How about this, prove to me that you're really an immortal. I'll help you, or I'll take you to the police station." "No problem!" Di Shui's face was full of pride, and his heart was filled with joy. "But my magic power has basically disappeared, and most of my spells can't be used... So...grr..." At this point, грунт's stomach suddenly started to rumble. Yue Fei looked at the Ruo Shui with a smile. "I, I didn't have a stomachache!" Wei Shui was not confident enough, and her cheeks were slightly red. As an awe-inspiring immortal, she was so embarrassed in front of a mortal, which made her feel very ashamed. Yue Fei was at a loss for words. "Yes, yes, yes. I'm just a little hungry. Do you want to eat something together?" "Of, of course! I, this fairy, will remember your kindness..." Upon hearing the food, Weishui's saliva almost began to flow out. However, she was still trying her best to maintain the appearance of an immortal. "Ahem, then, this fairy will do my best. Let's make a trip with you and taste this mortal food." Yue Fei came to a restaurant with Weishui. Even if the little girl was a Chinesemadou, it was still a pleasing thing to eat with such a beautiful little girl. In the private room of the restaurant, Yue Fei was still stunned as he watched the waiter gobbling down the food in front of him. The waiter was already filing in and out of the room, but she still wasn't full! After staring blankly for a moment, Yue Fei said, "Didn't you say you're an immortal? Aren't immortals otherworldly? Why are you so hungry?" Weishui reluctantly stopped and looked at the food on the table with nostalgia. Then she picked up a napkin and wiped the corner of her mouth. She tried to put on a solemn look and said, "I have been in the human world for more than a month. All my magic power has dissipated. I need a lot of food to maintain my consumption. Because I have no money, I haven't eaten anything..." ... She said that she had been hungry for a month... Yue Fei had basically believed what she said... Yue Fei stared blankly at the tall plate. Who could eat so much food for a normal person! Yue Fei had become a little curious as he looked at the weak waters. "How are you going to prove that you're an immortal?" Wei Shui picked up the golden sword in her arms. "Now, if you want to prove that I'm an immortal, that's all I can do." "This is?" Yue Fei curiously looked at the golden sword. The pattern on the sword was very simple and unsophisticated. There seemed to be many strange patterns on the body of the sword. In his memory, it was the first time that he had seen such a vivid item. At first, Weishui wanted to solemnly introduce the magic treasures in his arms to intimidate this mortal who did not know why he was awe-inspiring, but seeing that Yue Fei did not have any respect for her at all, he was somewhat bored to introduce, "This is Xuanyuan Sword." "Haha, so the world-renowned Xuanyuan Xiayu's sword is in your hands? This is a national treasure, let me take a closer look at it." Yue Fei laughed as he extended his hand. He did not think that the huge sword was real at all. "No." Weishui shook his head and said proudly, "Only those who bear the destiny of the world can pick up Xuanyuan Sword... Only people from the Celestial World can use such a magic weapon effortlessly." "How are you going to prove it?" "I see." Just as Yue Fei was about to say something, a green light flashed across Wei Shui's chest and entered her body. Her aura instantly changed! In that instant, she, who was like a 13 or 14-year-old girl, gave off an awe-inspiring and inviolable aura! At this time, she opened her eyes. Yue Fei's gaze met hers as the sounds of the immortals reverberated in his mind. The spell that swept through his mind, ethereal and mysterious, shook his mind like the ringing of a bell in the morning. He was stunned! Before Yue Fei could react, Xuanyuan Sword pierced into his chest the next moment! "s**t!" Yue Fei's eyes widened and he inhaled deeply. His first reaction was not that he was stabbed, but that the sword was real! It was unreasonable! The Xuanyuan Sword suddenly dispersed into thousands of rays of light. The dazzling rays of light were as bright and dazzling as the sun at noon. Layers of complex arrays appeared in the air, and the mantras kept spinning. Like a whirlpool, countless rays of light and mantra runes drilled into Yue Fei's chest, transforming into a warm current that frantically circulated a few times before disappearing. "... " "... " Yue Fei remained motionless as if he had been stabbed. At the same time, Weishui had reverted back to his former self, staring at him nervously with wide eyes. "... I'm fine?" Yue Fei's face was full of incredulity. He collapsed on the sofa, panting heavily. He was scared out of his wits and broke out in a cold sweat. When he looked carefully, he found that his clothes were all intact and that there was no wound on his chest. However, Xuanyuan Sword, which had just been stuck in his chest, had disappeared. "Of, of course." At the sight of Yue Fei's shocked expression, Weishui heaved a sigh of relief and tried to take it for granted. At last, she felt happy in her heart. She raised her head and said proudly, "I'm a fairy. I'm awesome!" "... Amazing, damn you! You were obviously very nervous just now, you bastard!? You're using me as an experimental subject, right?" Yue Fei knocked Weishui's head hard with an unfriendly expression. "Where's that sword? Has it entered my stomach?" The arrogance of Ruo Shui was shattered by Yue Fei. He clutched his head and looked at Yue Fei with big, watery eyes. "I need a person who can gather spirit and not dissipate, so I found you under the instructions of my magic treasure... I'm an immortal and can connect with heaven and earth. It's difficult to gather spirit energy in the mortal world, so the spirit energy in my body will naturally dissipate. Therefore, I need to integrate the Xuanyuan Sword into your body and use you as a stove to store spirit energy to nourish the magic treasure." "This... " Being afraid of Yue Fei's refusal, Weishui swiftly said, "When the trouble is solved and the time is right, I can open up the door to the Immortal Realm and return. You'll also gain a lot of benefits! After you refine your body with Spiritual Qi, I'll teach you the Yellow Emperor's Internal Canon and the Sutra of Plain Lady. It's a piece of cake for you to be able to ride a horse on your arm, break a boulder on your chest, keep all the girls at night and not fall. Your chrysanthemums are still bright red in color, and you can be immune to fire and water with their swords and spears..."
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