Seeming to be forced into a corner, Weishui suddenly stiffened his neck and said angrily, "This genius didn't accidentally unseal the demon-suppressing seal and accidentally blow up the treasure house. Even if those monsters come to the human world, what will they do? I don't know why they are so angry and why they want me to clean up this mess!"
"Oh, so that's how it is..." Yue Fei had just nodded when he suddenly felt that something was not quite right. Recalling what Ruo Shui had said earlier, his expression instantly changed. "Wait! Wait! What did you say just now!? Monsters have descended to the Human World!? How could demons be in the Immortal Realm?"
Niu Shui waved his hand indifferently and gave out a piece of extremely shocking news, "Yes, the treasure vault exploded, and a space c***k was actually opened. Those monsters were used to be put into the Magic Seal by those old guys, and now they have all descended to the world."
Yue Fei immediately recalled the bright meteoric rain that had occurred two months ago in the entire world that he hadn't been able to predict before even the astronomical platform had been able to see...
Now, as soon as he contacted Ruo Shui, Yue Fei suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. This was not just a mess... What a coincidence!
"Weak Water... Are you really a jinx?"
"To count the time. Soon, the mortal world will be lively."
It was not good. There was an ominous premonition!
###Chapter3,Great philosopher and... the MT of Copper Wall and Iron Wall
Although Ruo Shui said it very quickly, Yue Fei absolutely did not expect it to be so fast.
Therefore, when Weishui kicked him out of bed in the middle of the night, Yue Feilong's resentment was about to break through the sky.
"You're indeed a jinx, aren't you? I've been acting abnormally since I saw you today," Yue Fei said, pulling at his hair in a conflicted manner. "What's going on?"
"There are demons."
"What do you mean?"
Yue Fei's movements froze and his expression turned grim.
With a gloating look, Weishui said, "This kind of breath is still very weak, so I am sure that some animals have become demons."
Yue Fei had a conflicted look on his face. It had been many years since compulsory education was started and he had seen everything. This was the first time he heard that animals had suddenly turned into monsters! Legend had it that any demon could cultivate for hundreds of years in the deep mountains and forests, but this was the downtown area of Linjiang City!
Do you want to become a demon in the urban area?
"I don't think he has succeeded in his cultivation. He's considered a lucky dog that has been urged by our Spiritual Qi. At most, he's just a half-demon who can't transform." Wei Shui didn't seem to care much about it. When she said this, she suddenly paused and asked, "Do you know what my Spiritual Qi loss in the Magic Seal of the Immortal Realm and those monsters means... I mean the Spiritual Qi in the mortal world?"
Of course, Yue Fei did not know.
Suddenly, a sense of superiority appeared on Weishui's face. "Let me tell you. The Spiritual Qi we emit is enough to cover the mortal desert with fragrant grass overnight, turning the sewage in the mortal world into dew overnight, and heal the injured mortals in a blink of an eye."
"This is a good thing."
Yue Fei was elated. If the desert had been all green, the housing price wouldn't have been so high. It seemed that this guy didn't bring all bad things to the world.
Weishui suddenly became serious and continued to say, "The above is an ideal situation. And now the morality of the mortal world is declining, the environmental pollution is serious, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is filthy. No one can control the spiritual energy in our bodies. It will only become a violent disaster, such as an earthquake, volcanic tsunami and so on... In addition, if there are lucky flowers, trees, insects and beasts who have absorbed enough spiritual energy, they will gain spiritual intelligence and successfully evolve into demons."
Yue Fei's face turned green.
They quietly went out of the door and crossed the road in the east of the community. Here was a small park, with many tools arranged here for people to exercise. At this time, naturally, it was quiet.
Yue Fei asked, "How far away?"
Wei Shui pointed to the front. "It's here."
"Ah!?" Yue Fei was shocked. "Is there a monster?"
It was not Yue who was afraid. Legends of demons and ghosts were too important in the minds of Chinese people, not to mention that what Yao Shui said must be true.
The real monster! The thing that was more precious than a panda in modern society was here! It was less than 1,000 meters away from his home!
However, Yue Fei tried his best to open his eyes wide but was unable to find anything.
"Hiss... Whirl..."
In the darkness, a little red light suddenly lit up. In the dark night, it was so dazzling and so bright. A cloud of dense air slowly wrapped around the darkness, making people unable to see through the mist to see the real appearance, just like the demon in myths who swallowed clouds and puffed mist...
"This, this, this..." Yue Fei's body trembled as he slowly pointed his finger over. At the moment when the red light shone, he clearly saw that fellow.
"This is the monster!"
Exchange Water nodded with certainty, "This is the monster."
"F*ck..." Yue Fei's heart ached. What kind of expression should he use now to be a normal person?
Ten meters away from them, a pure-yellow dog was lying on the swing, one dog's paw holding the body, the other on the leg and the back against the chain. The dog looked at the starry sky gloomily at a forty-five degree angle. It was smoking ass in the dog's mouth.
This stray dog had never seen it before. It had no owner. It had been wandering around the neighborhood, looking for something to eat from the trash can.
"Yo."
The dirty dog raised its paw and recognized Yue Fei.
"Oh..." Yue Fei gave a somewhat broken-hearted greeting.
"You disturbed my thinking without saying goodbye." The dirty dog was very melancholy.
"You... are thinking about something..."
"Just half an hour ago, I was still rolling in the trash can to find food. But after half an hour, I sat on the swing thinking about life with a cigarette in my mouth." The dirty dog smoked and continued, "So I'm thinking. Who am I? Where am I from? Where do I want to go? What should I do?"
Yue Fei collapsed. He was a monster, a dog demon who had just become a demon. He was thinking about the ultimate problem of LVl philosophy. Not only that, but he also raised the fourth question,What should he do?
Su would cry like a bastard!
"Can you help me find the answer?"
The Greyhound looked at Yue Fei with an extremely weather-beaten look. The pair of eyes were so penetrating that it seemed to have been thoroughly enlightened and comprehended the true essence of life.
Yue Fei's entire body trembled. He understood that the one in front of him wasn't a stray dog anymore, but instead a stray dog with great intelligence! Was a stray dog with great wisdom still a stray dog? It was clearly not! It was now the wise in the wild dogs, the lightning in the wise!
If they were to stop at this stage, they would be the main character in this set-up, and they would definitely be experts who would go on a heaven-defying path!
"I, I'm sorry!" Yue Fei's face was full of shame. "I can't help you!"
As a human being, he could not help a single dirty dog, which made him feel that he had lived for more than 20 years in vain.
"It doesn't matter. If it's so easy to find the answer, I wouldn't sit here and think."
The dirty dog put its claws on Yue Fei's shoulders to comfort him.
"I was actually comforted by a dirty dog!" Yue Feilei's face was full of tears.
With a sneer, Weishui stood on tiptoe and tried to look down at the dirty dog, saying, "Let me tell you the answer. You used to be a dog, and now you're a dog demon. From the belly of a female dog..."
The dirty dog interrupted Weishui's words with a confused face, "Dogs are born of dogs, and demons are born of monsters. But why did I become a demon after I was born by dogs? It's unreasonable..."
Bastard! You are the most unscientific existence!
Blue veins popped out on her forehead. She suppressed her anger and continued, "In the end, you'll have to enter reincarnation again or become a Demonic Immortal and ascend to the Immortal Realm. It's recorded in the Book of Life and Death. If you have time, go ask the King of Hell yourself!"
"That's not right... If both of them are my possibilities, how could I have a result if I haven't made a choice yet? What if I deliberately choose the opposite choice from the Book of Life and Death? If I enter the Samsara to see Yama again, I can't become an immortal on the Book of Life and Death. If I become an immortal, I can't enter the Book of Life and Death... So I don't think the Book of Life and Death is scientific."
Stop! Stop! If we continue, Schrodinger will cry! The quantum theory was proved by a dog!
"Don't talk nonsense! What you should do now is to follow me immediately!"
At last, Weishui couldn't help but break out, slapping the dirty dog to the ground with one slap.
"It's not right... I'm a monster now. How could I be knocked down by a little loli..."
The dirty dog's legs were dragged by Ruo Shui, its whole face was lying on the ground, and its mouth was still muttering.
Yue Fei followed him from a distance with a conflicted look on his face.
Niu Shui gnashed his teeth and said, "Because I am a Da Luo Golden Immortal!"
If it weren't for the fact that there was no one to use now, she wouldn't have bothered to care about this damned dog! It was too damn wordy!
"Beep beep!!!"
At this moment, a sports car swayed and rushed over. Before Yue Fei could react, the sports car hit Weishui!
"The Ruo Shui!!!"
At that moment, Yue Fei's breathing stopped.
Time seemed to be slowed down and played frame by frame. The luxurious Lamborghini sports car hit a puddle of low water. bumper, engine cover, the head of the car was slowly sunken. Through the windshield, Yue Fei even saw the face of the young driver in the car, who drank too much wine.
Then the car flipped over in the air.
"What are you shouting about?" The weakling who was dragging the dirty dog turned around with no expression on his face. "You gave me a fright."
"Did I scare you? F*ck me..." Yue Fei was speechless and wore an expression as if he had seen a ghost.
"Are you alright?"
"Nonsense! You want to hurt me with such a cheap thing? Are you kidding?!" Weishui looked disdainful, and then he flew into a rage. "Are you questioning me, an Almighty Immortal?!"
"Are you an iron-clad MT..."
"This doesn't make sense... With such a small body, under such a powerful impact, it's impossible for him to remain standing on the spot safe and sound..."
The dirty dog continued to mumble on the ground.
Yue Fei was stunned for a moment before he hurriedly rushed over. He heaved a sigh of relief when he realized that Weishui's clothes were really intact. Then, his heart tensed up and he rushed to the front of the sports car.