The f*****g bastards. They tricked me by telling me we had an important event that we had to attend as a couple.
It was black tie and it could be our second chance to be spotted dating. All I had to do was attend the event smartly dressed with Jessica and then I could come back next week for another date.
Happy days.
I’m dressed up to the nines in an expensive suit and polished handcrafted leather shoes so that I cannot be accused of being half-hearted.
I turned up with Jessica to the event in a limousine it’s a red carpet event and swarming with paparazzi and flashing lights.
I hate this s**t.
I was stunned and shocked when numerous journalists congratulated us on our engagement. For f***s sake Jessica even had an engagement ring on. Its a massive heart shaped pink diamond and g
