16 Austin “So, you and Julia again?” Patrick asked the next week after work. “Yep.” “And it’s going well?” I shrugged nonchalantly. “She screams at me in much better ways now.” Patrick laughed. “Good for you, man. I knew no one else would ever really do it for you after Julia.” “You never said anything.” Patrick shrugged. I gave him a skeptical look as I poured us both shots of whiskey from the stash in my office. “I told Julia I was going to give up alcohol. I should probably get rid of all this shit.” “That’s…a big deal, Austin.” “Yeah. I know.” Patrick took the shot I’d handed to him, and we each knocked one back. I’d been feeling like absolute s**t all day. Withdrawals were a horrible, horrible f*****g thing. “Clearly, you’re not going cold turkey,” Patrick said, setting t

