Chapter 6: You're Welcome, Chlo!
“For Christ's sake, there's a child in here!” Mom shrieked, covering Emily's eyes and ears. “Put that thing away!”
“Oh boy.” Alyssa cackled. “Why is it sticky, Sav?”
“It’s cherry-flavored!” I said brightly, lifting the bottle like a trophy. “You’re welcome, Chlo.”
Her nostrils flared, and her eyes narrowed into slits. “Are you for real?”
“Don't you like it, Chlo?” I pouted, “I thought it was thoughtful.”
Chloe’s face was so red that she looked like she'd breathe fire anytime soon.
“You thought this was thoughtful?” she hissed, holding up the Bible, the lube, and the card like they were Exhibit A in my trial. “‘A Bible and a f*****g flavored lube wrapped together with a note that says ‘For marriage and morals. Balance is key.’ Savannah, are you hi
