The white supremacists had indeed taken Ryland’s Bible. They used it like a makeshift tray for their cigarettes, flicking ash onto the cover and lighting each stick right on top of it. The prison’s chaplain was furious when he heard, storming straight into the warden’s office to lay it all out.
The warden acted fast. His solution? Strip their meals down to pure NuraLoaf.
What is NuraLoaf, exactly? It’s the kind of prison food that sounds like it was invented during a budget crisis. Imagine a block of bread-like starch mixed with a handful of berries and whatever barely edible filler they can sweep off the kitchen floor. I’ve never tried it personally, but everyone says the same thing:
It tastes like absolute dogshit.
I am not exaggerating.
I should probably mention something critical
