Chapter One
I've been punched in the face before. I've been stabbed by a guy who thought using a nail g*n made him a supervillain. I've been kicked, knocked out of the sky by murderous transforming robots, shot at, and mentally assaulted by crazy telepaths.
But I've never been crushed under the foot of a giant man the size of a small New York City skyscraper and about twice as thick based on how far his belly sticks out. That was new.
The giant man in question was notorious, small-time supervillain Enor, supposedly short for 'enormous,' but which sounded an awful lot like Eeyore to me. His name gave away his power; he could grow his size to gigantic proportions, including his own clothes and shoes, making him big enough to wrestle a whale. Based on the debriefing I received in the House
