Chapter 33
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I think I put this as an update instead of listing it in a new chapter, so just in case: I got Junie's session wrong and she actually did axes, since she wants to have an offensive skill.
Juanetta Bead: Felix, how's your relationship with Felix Jr.?
"It's pretty weird. I do my best to spend time with him when I can. Tillo's a great mother though, so he's doing fine."
Ophelia Scroll: Castiel, how do you feel about coming back when you killed yourself last time?
"I just wanted to put someone else first. After I read more, I don't think I was actually called to do that. I'm allowed to try to stay alive."
Sylvester Stud: Rory, what's the first thing you'll do if you win?
"Eat ten cakes."
Amanita Wreath: Calista, which of your opponents is the handsomest?
"Oh shucks... okay, it's Logan. I like muscley guys, okay?"
Horace Greeley: Delilah, what's your favorite song?
"'Buked and Scorned. Can I sing a bit?"
Artoise Stella: Zinnia, which would win in a fight- a clown or a stylist?
"The clown would win because it would squirt the stylist with its squirty flower and blind him."
Equestria Pie: Tawny, what was your best subject in school?
"I like math because it's always the same."
Carinne Basket: Serena, if you could have one superpower, what would it be?
"Super speed. Then no one could catch me."
Fannie Dooley: Jay, what are you most afraid of?
"My worst nightmare is that the Arena is full of hot babes in bikinis."
Quervos Jose: Austin, what will you do if you and Jay are the last two?
"Guess we'll have to arm wrestle for it."
Hippolyta Lasso: Zach, which of your opponents is the prettiest?
"I like River. I'm glad her hair is longer this time."
Vivica Fox: Olivier, can you do a magic trick for us?
"Sure, I guess."
Pernilia Pringle: Frankie, what's it like to be back together with Vera? Do you want to be a father if you win?
"I only wish we weren't together like this. I want her to be safe. And she can decide if she's ready for another baby."
Degory Dietrich: Apollo, how much older is your sister than you now?
"Shoot. Old enough to be my mother."
Caligula Whistle: Leo, who's your first pick to kill?
"That's a really morbid question. I guess if I had to kill someone it would be Beth, so she couldn't kill someone else."
Marcellus Leaf: Arden, what's your favorite Games moment?
"I liked it when the Camazotz fought Ah-Puch."
Petunia Petal: Azalea, how many people are you going to kill in the Arena?
"Oh, in the Arena. Just kidding, of course. I think around ten."
Netra Lockheart: Vextrix, is there something between you and Zetan?
"We just met. The Arena isn't really the place for that. We'll see what we can do."
Vashti Queen: Dominique, who's your favorite Victor not from Eleven?
"I like Soleil. She's very graceful and modest."
Luna Balsam: Willow, what's the most embarrassing story you can tell us?
"One time I was walking through a bunch of kids and I bumped into one. I said 'excuse me, little guy.' He turned around and he was a dwarf."
Candy Hook: Anise, are you going to sacrifice yourself again?
"I really hope there aren't any spiders this time. And I hope I'm brave enough."
Octavian Rex: Mouse, I want to sponsor you. What do you want most?
"A stuffed deer."
Nemo Curae: Chase, what do you hope isn't in the Arena?
"I am not that dumb."
Lethe Relief: Jack, are you scared about the Games?
"No."
Sadie Hawkins: Alinta, what's on your bucket list?
"I want to ride a tiger and see a volcano erupt."
Hannah Victrola: Beth, what are you going to do if you win and can't kill anymore?
"Maybe they'll let me be an executioner for my talent."
Darius Mede: Merle, however did you end up with your alliance?
"People were giving them a bum rap. I know they're not as bad as people say. You have to give people a chance."
Yvette Mimieux: Mindi, do you like looking like a clown or are you just colorblind?
"Rude!"
Justin Sconce: "Elara, what will your talent be if you win?"
"I'd like to do something decorative. Myrtle was so good at those things."
Quintus Captain: Peach, do you hate the Capitol?
"Of course not! I just love the Capitol! They brought me back to life, after all! They're the best!"
After inventing about fifty Capitolite names, I am for once glad my snob school made me read a ton of useless Greek books. For the last names, they pretty much tell you what was in the living room where I wrote this. It's also probably clear where I started to get goofy.
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