I had read about this spell thingy you can do if you’re not satisfied with the male partners you’ve had. You have to find some things (that is super hard to gather by the way), and you can summon the animal of your horoscope. This will screw you from here to Sunday, and you will never need a boring man again. All you do after the first spell, is just to start playing with yourself and think of him, and he will arrive shortly after. Or so I’ve heard. I’m a bit worried, because I am a Taurus. Born in May. I close my eyes and read the sentences I’ve memorised out loud, and for each sentence, I remove more and more clothes until I stand in my weirdly drawn circle, completely naked and slick down my legs. I finish the last words, ending with Taurus, and when I open my eyes, a huge bull stand ri
