"Hi Lisa, I think I'm getting a divorce," Lena informed her best friend over the phone.
"What happened this time?" Lisa huffed a sigh, knowing Lena was mad at Darian again.
"Darian is arrogant, he's a bastard and I can't deal with him anymore. See Lisa, I have tried, I have tried to be good to him but he doesn't deserve my kindness." She rolled her eyes and hissed out loudly. "He's an asshole, a big one!"
"Calm down, okay? What happened this time and how do you want me to punish him? Do you want me to make him the villain in my book or just brutally murder his character? Do you want me to cut off his d**k or spit on his face? Just tell me what you want, I can do that to him in my books." She assured Lena.
Lena scoffed, "But you do know that can only happen in your books, right?"
"Yes,
