The Marauders

TM(4)

/ MARAUDERS PLAYİNG MONOPOLY /

Remus: I want to buy this property but I don't have enough money. Will the bank accept 10 kisses instead?

Sirius, as the bank: The bank will accept the offer.

James: This is not how the game wo- aaand they're kissing.

Peter: eveRY TİME!

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Sirius: •banging a quill on the table in frustration•

Remus: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Sirius: ...

Sirius: I- I don't know the correct answer to that question.

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Sirius: Nice hands, Moony.

Remus: Uh... thank you?

Sirius: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

James: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

◇TO BE CONTINUED◇